Camera Fumbler Prints

'He's all thumbs!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The Final Chapter.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Medical Supplies

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

Antique Selfie

'Cheese.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'Have you been eating right?'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."

Moving walkway to King's throne.

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Nightlife photography

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!

'Cheese!'

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

'... Well if you've got such a 'great photographic memory', how come you can't remember borrowing my camera?'

'And this model is also a digital camera.'

Camera Man

Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

'You looking for me?'

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'