'Have you been eating right?'
Fork Fumbler Gifts
Looking for a fun and witty gift for the creative foodie who tends to fumble with their fork? Our collection of playful and humorous items celebrates those delightful kitchen blunders. Whether it’s a clever mug, a cheeky t-shirt, or a whimsical print, find something that turns a clumsy moment into a laugh. Perfect for the kitchen lover with a sense of humor, these gifts keep the fun in cooking and dining.
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
Vendor selling testosterone.
"You and your daft inventions."
"You overwatered the plant, again."
The Final Chapter.
"More?"
Medical Supplies
A Fork-lift.
'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'
'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'
"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."
"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."
"First me stock split, then my wife ran away with my broker, then my driverless car drove off without me..."
Perpetual motion car
"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."
Spoonfest
Just in: Condolence cards for the small investor.
Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.
"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"
'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'
'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'
Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil
'He's been brought in to give the business more direction.'
'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'
"I'll say it was good. There were times I even stopped looking at my phone."
"I accidentally logged into Turtle Tax instead of Turbo Tax a month ago and I'm still trying to get our W-2 information entered."
'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'
"No. The second fork is for defense."
"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"
"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).
'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'
Number 2
We're #1
"Your broker called. You're broke."
Fork Fumbler Gifts Collection
Fork Fumbler Mugs
Explore our collection of funny mugs that celebrate the fork fumbler in your life—perfect for coffee breaks and kitchen laughs.
Fork Fumbler Pillows
Discover comfy pillows with a humorous twist, perfect for brightening up any kitchen or dining area with a bit of personality.
Fork Fumbler Prints
Add humor to your decor with our playful prints that showcase the fun side of culinary mishaps—ideal for kitchens, diners, or creative spaces.
Fork Fumbler T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those who love to laugh at their kitchen mishaps—great for casual days and culinary adventures.