Technical Writer Gifts

"...this new policy is a credit to mumbo jumbo."

"Hey, Al! Do we hyphenate 'Doo Hickey?'"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'We'll need someone to come up with a manual.'

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

'They're not recalling the car, just the owner's manual!'

"You don't need a muse, Richard. You're a technical writer."

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I'm, Dr Jekyl, computer scientist, and this is Mr Hyde- he writes the manuals...'

... and this section is for the people who wrote computer manuals.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

Manual Labor.

'I lifted the user's manual for this software with one hand and . . . '

Sorry... This is Not a Full-Scale Drawing

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

Campaign for Plain English

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We don't talk anymore."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

I've always been slower than computers...

'The stuka brought you.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."