Technical Support Agent Gifts

"What happens if you hit escape?"

What you imagine everyone else's phone looks like.

"I asked our tech support to escalate me to the next level...they transferred me to a suicide hotline!"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Computer repairs: A little lower and to the left

"Don't know the answer? Do what I do...speak in a foreign accent until the customer hangs up."

'Better 'phone I.T.- My mouse is playing-up'again!'

STRIP Hambone: Direct line to IBM

"I cut myself on my smart phone!"

"Go ahead, I'm listening."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

"Before I help you with your computer, I must inform you that I will be insulting, condescending and impatient. Now, what's the problem?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Computer Expert

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."