Tech Support Agent Gifts

The Dilemma of Computer Support Terminology vs. Layman Terminology: 'Okay, I've put it in the recycle bin, now what?'

'You have reached our 24-hour tech support line. Please call back at another time. We are here to serve you 24 hours, but not in a row.'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"I know t's tech-support, but, for two fifty a minute, I expect you to talk dirty."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop is acting weird."

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"A man learns a great deal about himself when he's face to face with 49 minutes of tech support on-hold music."

"I need a little more than just 'meow' when customers call in for tech support."

'When that automated message says, 'Your call may be monitored for quality assurance,' it's to keep the quality of our customer service low.'

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

"I don't think tech support can help me. I need a tech support group."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

Computer Expert

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"