Techie In Paradise Gifts

God's Phone Number

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Who can we call?"

"You are still here."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Sunbathing with your PC.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Why god isn't listening...

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"Sorry, but I'm here right now."

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

"I hate this damn thing!"

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

Nanatech.

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"It was love at first google."

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

'When I said we were looking for vacation hotspots we meant wi-fi hotspots.'

When Nerds Die

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Wow! These virtual reality goggles sure make sex seem so real."

"This is as high definition as I get."

"That's probably my wife- she has global reach."