Tech Upgrade Critic Pillows

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

The nurse of the future

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"