Tech Upgrade Critic Mugs

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"I got connected to the internet!"

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

The emperor has no phone!

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

The nurse of the future

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"