Tech Upgrades Mugs

'When did this office become a museum?'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Digital Fomo!

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

Captain Pointy No.42 - Danger Detector range to short

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Very old fashioned computer.

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."