Upgrades Mugs

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Santa Upgrades His Sleigh.

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

Television Models

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'When did this office become a museum?'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

A hermit crab moves home