Tech-savvy Turkey Lovers Pillows

Gobble

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Selfie Stick

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

cuPad

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Europa takes a selfie

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Romance"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

The Joy Of Txt...

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."