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'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Tasty bird.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Fee Range Chickens

Liberty

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Chicken Crime Scene.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

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