Tech-savvy Cat Lovers Pillows

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Family with pets.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Cat king.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Cat Romance

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Two cats on vacation

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.