Tech-savvy Cat Lovers Pillows

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Family with pets.

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Cat king.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Cat Romance

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Two cats on vacation

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'