Tech-savvy Critter Enthusiasts Pillows

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"It's an app."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

Sniffchat

'OK Steve, it's your turn to stand guard while we graze. If any predator is nearby, send us an SMS...'

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Cat computer game.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Ringing horn

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

'Hurray! Ants!'

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"We better go - our dog's starting to look bored!"

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"How do I log on?"

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'He processed the words all by himself!'