Feline Tech Enthusiast Pillows

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Portrait of a Lady

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"I really appreciate this."