Gadget Geek With A Feline Twist Pillows

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

Mac OS 20

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Unicorn in the Woods

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

A Scratching Post

Catcall.

Mew Tube

"That cat is feral, but I am making progress with him. He won't let me touch him, but he is texting me."

"My desk-top computer doesn't know what my back seat computer is doing!"

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

Cat sees a computer mouse coming out a mouse hole in the wall.

"Sure, it's interactive, but it's no Xbox Kinect."

"It's a text from our cat...he wants back in!"

"I have a facebook page for each of my nine lives."

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

'I like the touch screen, but I miss playing with the mouse.'