Feline Tech Enthusiast Gifts

"In my day we walked to the litter box."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Portrait of a Lady

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat