Tech-savvy Cat Owner Gifts

"I have a facebook page for each of my nine lives."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Online Dog Dating

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'Polly wants on-line.'