Tech-savvy Turkey Lovers Mugs

Gobble

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Selfie Stick

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

cuPad

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Europa takes a selfie

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Romance"

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'