Tech-savvy Sneezer Gifts

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'Gesundheit.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

Computing in the Cloud

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"Gesundheit."

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"New tricks CD Rom"

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Asthma cats

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit'

Sneeze

"Modern art?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Bless you!'

Sign on the door of an Allergy Ward in a hospital says: NO scratch and sniff get well cards