Tech-savvy Lifter Gifts

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Internet Shoplifting

A man shoots at a drone.

Questions Online

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Scuba texting

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"New tricks CD Rom"

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

How can I help you, sir? The monitor stopped working. I can't follow the plane's progress. I don't know where we are. Well … sir, you don't really need to know where we are at all time. You're not the pilot. But you were showing me our location. I got used to seeing it. It was comforting. You can't just snatch it away! Don't you have other binkies? Where's you iPhone? I need to know precisely when we pass the North Pole!

"Too much information."

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

10K Text-And-Run.