Tech-savvy Dieters Pillows

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

Data Processing Center.

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

"Is this a trick question?"

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

Expected Wait: 6 Texts, 3 Tweets, 2 Emails.