Diet-conscious Gadget Lover Pillows

'This is our low cal, low cholesterol, low fat model.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Diet Sugar House.

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"Too much information."

"I modeled our coffee maker on thermodynamic power plants!"

Please note that our menu items have changed. For starters, press or say 1. For main courses, press or say 2. For desserts, ..........'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Cloud cooking

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

'It's called the 'Phone Diet.' but I don't think it works. I've been pressing the 'Pound' key all day and haven't lost a single one.'

Online Diet: Step 1 - Delete Cookies