Health-conscious Tech Enthusiast Pillows

'This is our low cal, low cholesterol, low fat model.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"Speed reader...?"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

"Alright, let's Google those symptoms and see what we come up with."

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

I think the doctor will agree with me on this, Sir, you have Elephantitis!

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"He won the Nobel prize for science. He invented the vibrating tampon."

Man waiting in line to self scan himself at a hospital.

'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'

Doctor checking the health of a TV

'If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer

"We just got a new computer system, so don't be surprised if your colonoscopy shows up on YouTube."

"I'm referring you to another doctor's YouTube channel."

"I am referring you to some alternative medicine..."