Tech-savvy Dieters T-Shirts

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Woman finds something in her soup.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

Data Processing Center.

'Great Powerpoint, garcon - i'll have the fish!'

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

Expected Wait: 6 Texts, 3 Tweets, 2 Emails.

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Computer: 'You-are-spending-too-much-time-interfacing-with-food'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

"Is this a trick question?"