Tech-savvy Diners T-Shirts

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Microwave confusion.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Internet Restaurant

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Woman finds something in her soup.

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."