Tech-savvy Diners Prints

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Internet Restaurant

Microwave confusion.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"With this table monitor, you can watch the chefs prepare your meal. Look, another slice of frozen lasagna being microwaved."

Data Processing Center.