Digital Dieters Pillows

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

The Lost Tribe

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Internet Restaurant

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The End of the Internet

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'