Digital Dieters Pillows

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

The Lost Tribe

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

Internet Restaurant

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The End of the Internet