Tech-savvy Catholic Pillows

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

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'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'Does it come with any Apps'