Tech-savvy Angel Gifts

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Two bars—how about you?"

"What the...no cell phone coverage?"

'How can tweeting be hard for someone so bird-like?'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"It's obviously an original."

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"Buy my data $20"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

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'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

Rationalization

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"So - we meet at last."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

Do we really need auto-tune.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."