Tech-savvy Angel Pillows

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Two bars—how about you?"

'How can tweeting be hard for someone so bird-like?'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"It's obviously an original."

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

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'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Rationalization

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

"So - we meet at last."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."