Discover a range of playful and witty gifts perfect for anyone who’s a little wary of modern gadgets. Whether they’re tech-savvy but cautious or just love a good laugh about technology overuse, our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at digital dependence. Brighten their day with a gift that understands their playful skepticism and adds humor to their tech woes.
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'
"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"
I.T. Fear
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Computer Class.
The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
Privacy
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
How Grandma Sees the Remote
"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
Big Brother.
"Tarzan no want computer."
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."
"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."
Diner is served
'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'
'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'
"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."
'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"
Uncle Sam is a Pedophile
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
"Mom...This call may be monitored for quality assurance."
"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"
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