Tech Paranoid Pillows

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I.T. Fear

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Privacy

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

"Tarzan no want computer."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Diner is served

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

CIA Recommended TVs

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

"I'm sure he is a good guide dog, but there is such a thing as a GPS."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"