Tech Newbie In Denial Pillows

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Computer books for dummies.

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

By the time I figured out how to read her e-book, she was asleep.

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

'Where do you plug it in?'

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'