Tech Newbie Humorist Pillows

"I'm just saving our records to the cloud."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"You are still here."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'