Tech Newbie In Denial Mugs

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Bubbie Selfies

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

Computer books for dummies.

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

"Please—no technology questions!"

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"Well, if you'd married a dentist like I wanted, maybe HE could explain Bluetooth to me!"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

'Where do you plug it in?'

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'