Tech Enthusiast In Denial Mugs

"I guess computer programmer is not going to be one of my career choices!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I.T. Fear

"Textin’"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Privacy

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

Domestic Spying Drones

"Tarzan no want computer."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Diner is served

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"I'm sure he is a good guide dog, but there is such a thing as a GPS."