Tech Invader Gifts

The Emperor's New Followers

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Meet the new factory manager.

Cloud Computing.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The power of the brain

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Take me to your weeder!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Cyberwarfare

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

The segway RV.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."