Invasion Explorer Gifts

Operation Jade Helm

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Ice shelfie.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Desert Island Mishap

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Best friends without borders.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

Paranoia Clinic

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.