Invasion Explorer Gifts

Operation Jade Helm

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Ice shelfie.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Desert Island Mishap

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Best friends without borders.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Paranoia Clinic