Tech Heavyweights Gifts

'Whose job was it?'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Home for the Holidays

'Does it come on Disc?'

My Countree

Cyberwarfare

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

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Jim Balsillie orders dessert...

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Mark Zuckerberg

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

Elephant Upgrade

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

Large handbook for hand held PCs.