Tech Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

"Sorry, Lenny. I must have butt-dialed you."

Hiding the electronics.

'Peter, that's not what I meant when I said to cast the net.'

Selfie Stick

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"You are still here."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

AI Summit

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."