Teaser Of The Absurdity And Tragedy Of War Pillows

Iraq Cuts

Snowprov

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Power/Expenditures

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Storks and Tank

Lawrence of Arabia

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

Hit Or Missler Gun

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

The Boche Catcher

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands