Teaser Of The Absurdity And Tragedy Of War Gifts

Iraq Cuts

Snowprov

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Power/Expenditures

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Khan Hunt

Loose Ships Lip Sync

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Storks and Tank

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Lawrence of Arabia

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

The Boche Catcher

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

US army officer announcing discovery of Saddam's money - not WMD.

'Following government cuts, this is your new kit bag.'

'Serg!' (Sign has been changed from Afghanistan to Blighty)

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

Hit Or Missler Gun

New Hospital Train- Stretchers Suspended by Rubber Bands