Tears Gifts

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Onion Tears

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"Did I miss something?"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

'Don't hurt it.'

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

Her tears flowed like wine.

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Cutting onions

Sad Songs.

Man: 'So how was your tear-jerker movie Ladies? Did you cry your eyes out?!'

Al, those look like crocodile tears to me. I'll have you know that crocodiles have feelings too, Dr. Kapuchnik.

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Oh dear, Ms. Werthington always was afraid she'd die like that."

Watering a plant with tears

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

An awkward fear of heights...

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

Sad film.

"Stop, you'll make me cry."

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue."

The European Union flag weeping on a wall.

Sickbed

'There she goes again with another one of those chick flicks!'

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

Water divining.