Tearful Jokester Pillows

Sad Humour

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Men dancing

Leaving cards.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"I hope your day is going bad."

'No, it's not my new look. Just another random 'loves me, loves me not' dispute.'