Tearful Humorist Pillows

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Caterpillars in love

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Valentines

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Valentines Day Cats

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Kissing Hands

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

A heart flies out during an operation.

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

The Scarlet Letter

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

Heart ailments

Sad Songs.

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."