Tearful Humorist Pillows

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Phoenix

Barman In Love.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Caterpillars in love

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Valentines Day Cats

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Valentines

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Kissing Hands

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

A heart flies out during an operation.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

Sad Songs.

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

Heart ailments

The Scarlet Letter

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'