Team Mascot Lover Pillows

'You don't like it? But 'Cheezy' is the perfect nickname for you!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Hockey Season.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Pardon my glove."

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Wheelchair Basketball

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Don't play with your food!

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"