Team Bond Lover Pillows

Rugby golden oldies.

I like the Jets...I guess

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Hockey Season.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Playing pig

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Baseball Dreams

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Rugby Mad.

Wheelchair Basketball

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Pink Floyd.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Office Hazing

Passionate about Football.

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

England Captain Phil Vickery.

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."