Team Bond Lover Pillows

Rugby golden oldies.

I like the Jets...I guess

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Hockey Season.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Baseball Dreams

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Rugby Mad.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Wheelchair Basketball

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Office Hazing

Passionate about Football.

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."