Team Mascot Pillows

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Welcome to the Team

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Fishing

"Pardon my glove."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Together we defeat the Pandemic

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'It's a Marimba!'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."