Team Mascot Mugs

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

I expect you all to be team players

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Welcome to the Team

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'How are you doing on your side?'

Fishing

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Pardon my glove."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Together we defeat the Pandemic

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

No poking doughboy

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

'It's a Marimba!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3